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šŸ”„ NEW DROP: HALITOSIS HANK šŸ”„

He ain’t fast…
He ain’t pretty…
But good luck breathin’ when he rolls through šŸ¤¢šŸ’€

 

Meet Halitosis Hank — the foulest force in the Ornery RoughRiderz lineup. His bike might stall, his chain might slip… but that breath? Always hittin’ at full throttle.

 

šŸ’„ WHAT YOU GET šŸ’„
šŸŽ“ Collectible Trading Card
– Full-color front
– Stats, bio & stink level rankings on the back
– Part of the 12-card Ornery RoughRiderz set

 

šŸ”„ Matching Sticker
– Durable, weatherproof vinyl
– Perfect for bikes, coolers, helmets & warning labels

 

šŸ WHY YOU WANT IT
– Limited 2026 release
– Adds serious stank to your Ornery RoughRiderz collection
– Because every crew needs that one guy you stand upwind from

 

āš ļø WARNING: May cause gag reflex, watery eyes, and immediate regret.

 

šŸ‘‰ Snag Halitosis Hank before he clears the room… and keep stackin’ your RoughRiderz collection.

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Halitosis Hank

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